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Canaan Valley's base, I suppose, starts right at
the confluence of two streams, Whiting Brook and
the Blackberry River. Walking upstream you will
see the Whiting meander through the widest part
of the Valley. It then passes under Whiting
Arches, the old railroad bridge that used to
carry the Central New England Railroad across the
valley. It ran up from Hartford to Canaan and
beyond.
The valley then narrows slightly and turns
northwest, then turns back to a more
northeasterly direction as it bisects the land of
the Carlson Farm, land deeded to their ancestors
the Donaldson's by the King of England! The
Whiting flows under the bridge on the College
Hill Road past land formerly owned by Langdon -
he had a pond that was fed by the river that we
used to swim in when we were young.
But I digress, let's continue our stroll
upstream. Walking towards the source over rich
bottom land we pass property formerly of Bert
Frink, who ran a small auto repair garage
alongside the Canaan Valley Road. Upstream and on
the east bank it runs along property of Clara
Curtis before it ducks under Emmons Lane.
Clara Curtis is my mother's sister and the
youngest child of F.W. Barhoff, who I will
mention later. Clara's house was built at a
community house raising for the Avery's, an
English couple and their son, who lost their home
to the bank and had nowhere to go. I helped as a
lad, so it must have been about 55 years ago. The
women of the valley cooked while the men sawed
and hammered. By the time we sat down to dinner
the house was beginning to take shape, and by
dark it was all framed. The next day, Sunday, the
roof and siding were put on and the windows
installed. The Averys were living there the
following week!
The Whiting then enters the Carlson land again,
and up to the Tobey Hill Road where it cuts
through land of Douglas Carlson, a grandson of
David Carlson, Sr. It is still open farmland, but
the hills have squeezed the valley narrow enough
so that the Army Engineers found it the most
likely location to build their flood control dry
dam. The dam was built after the tragic flood of
August 1955 that flooded much of Canaan, and
devastated the Naugatuck Valley.
As we climb over the dam and head further
upstream we cross the state line and enter
Massachusetts. Walking the brook you might never
realize the fact, but up on the road which runs
parallel, the macadam ends and there is a state
line marker to tell you that you have
entered "The Commonwealth." The land becomes
wooded with no houses near. The only people you
are apt to encounter might be an occasional trout
fisherman in season, or Dougie working one of his
fields.
After crossing the Campbell Falls Road we enter
the property of the Canaan Valley Sporting Club,
formerly owned by F.W. Barhoff, my grandfather,
an industrialist from Hartford, who used it as a
summer and weekend retreat.
The sixteen-room house can be glimpsed up over
the knoll. A large verandah runs around the house
with a porte-cochére on one end and a large open
rotunda on the other side, that has always been
called the round-part. In recent years the Canaan
Valley Sporting Club has used it for a bandstand
for their annual Country Music Festival. Let us
tarry here awhile, as this is the old Canfield
property.
My grandfather, Fred William Barhoff, called "Big
Dad" by his grandchildren, but "Mr. Barhoff" by
everyone else except my grandmother who called
him "Will"- was a very imposing man. He was a
manufacturer and inventor and a no-nonsense kind
of a man. Long after the style went out of
fashion he still wore "high collars." He was
often mistaken for a man of the "cloth." "Big
Dad" ran a "tight ship" by today's standards, but
there were always plenty of good times when we
were growing up.
In 1924 or 1925 he bought the "Big House" with 32
acres of land from Floyd Canfield, the sole
surviving child of William Canfield. The sale
price was $3,600.
My first trip to the valley was when I was six
months old, and as there was no crib I slept in a
dresser drawer. From that time on, every weekend
from the opening day of trout season until around
Thanksgiving we spent every weekend and all
summer in the Valley. As soon as we returned from
school, we changed our clothes and jumped in the
car and headed for Canaan with the women of the
family. My father and grandfather would come out
after work.
Floyd and his wife Jenny lived in a farmhouse a
short distance up the road, so I knew him from my
earliest recollection, and never realized how
different he was until I was much older.
Floyd is an almost impossible person to describe.
The last of his branch of the Canfields, he was a
backwoods Yankee. He was a naturalist, a farmer,
rich, poor, an alcoholic, generous, cruel,
spoiled, shy, entertaining, and at times a real
pain in the butt! An almost impossible person to
describe! But I'll try.
Floyd was born October 19, 1889, the son of
William and Annie Markham Canfield. His father
was born in New Marlborough, Massachusetts in
1849 and his mother, William's second wife, was
born in Sheffield in 1869. A twenty year
difference!
It is almost impossible for the today to
visualize the times of Floyd's early years-no
automobiles, electricity or central heating. The
14-mile round trip to Canaan was not undertaken
lightly in a horse and buggy. Heating was by wood
stove and fireplaces and lighting was by kerosene
lamp and candles.
At the time Floyd was born in the "Big House,"
his father was the lord of the valley. Along with
the vast amount of land that he owned in New
Marlborough he also owned the Canfield Hotel in
Canaan, the Canfield Block, a garage, and with
his brother Wallace the Canfield Brothers Lime
Co. in East Canaan, built in 1891. The State
Capitol in Hartford was built of East Canaan
limestone and was proudly displayed on their
advertisements. The company later became the New
England Lime Co. He started the Canaan Telephone
Co. and he owned a lumber mill. Floyd told me
that at one time he owned 32 houses! In the rear
of their home they ran a store and sold dry gods
and groceries to their hired hands. Behind
the "Big House" he had a boarding house where the
workmen who labored for "Old Man" Canfield lived
and paid board. Being as isolated as the Valley
was in those days he actually had a Serfdom, with
the workers handing their wages back to their
employer. Sort of like the "Tennessee Ernie Ford"
song, "Another day older and deeper in debt. I
owe my soul to the company store."
There were three barns on the property when I was
a boy - a cow barn, a horse barn and an equipment
barn. Down by the brook there was a blacksmith
shop, a cider mill and a sugaring shack. William
Canfield at one time raised tobacco, so there
must have been drying sheds somewhere. On frosty
nights they would put out smudge pots, which
caused a glow over the valley. The area became
known as "Hell's Hollow." Until lately the tax
bill listed the property in "Hell's Hollow." On
reflection the name may have been given for more
than one reason!
Back when Floyd was a boy the area was not wooded
as it is today, but grazing land for the cattle
on the farm. The lime kilns also had a voracious
appetite and ate hundreds of thousands of cords
of wood a year.
The Canfields first came to America not long
after the Pilgrims landed in 1620. Matthew
Canfield, born at Harlston, Newbattle Hundred,
Northampton, England. He was baptized on February
27, 1604, and came to this country prior to 1637.
He was indentured when he came to America and was
made a freeman in 1654. He must have been quite a
man! A few years later he was one of the
Patentees in the charter of the Connecticut
Colony. He was a judge of Fairfield County,
Connecticut and Newark, New Jersey. He became a
member of the General Court of Connecticut, an
officer of the Cavalry Troop of Connecticut, a
Collector for Yale College, an Assessor and a
Surrogate.
Matthew married Sarah Treet, who gave him nine
children. Their oldest child Samuel was a grazier
farmer in Norwalk, Connecticut as was his
youngest son Samuel 11, who moved to Bedford, New
York and then came to southern New Marlborough.
There he begot a string of descendants mostly
named Samuel. Most of' them had two wives with
names still common to this area-Dean, Barnum,
Hotchkis, Stevens, Cook, Stanton and Markham, to
name a few.
Two of' his ancestors died in the Civil War. -
Jabcz B. Canfield at Hilton Head Island, South
Carolina and Johnnie C. Canfield lost his life at
New Bene, North Carolina. Both served in
Connecticut regiments. Johnnie was an expert
marksman, and won several prize as the best shot
in his regiment. He was only 17 years old!
One of his ancestors, Daniel, had ten children -
Roderick, Ruel, Ruammi, Rama Repus, Erastus,
Rial, Rebecca, Ruth and Daniel. Rebecca was named
after his first wife, and Ruth after his second.
Daniel he named after himself, but Erastus? How
did that "E" name get in with all I those "R"
names? Maybe when they picked it they thought it
was spelled Rastus!
Floyd had a great, great aunt(?) Emeline who was
an invalid. "She became very sensitive to noise
so they built her a small house away from the
street in which she was burned one morning while
the family was at breakfast." (Gazetteer of
Berkshire County, MA., 1725-1885 by Hamilton
Chiton)
Floyd was the ninth generation removed from
Matthew Canfield. There was Samuel I, II, III,
and IV followed by Daniel, Roderick, Waren D.,
and his father William. I don't think Floyd was
the least interested in his ancestry. I never
heard him mention anyone earlier than his father.
Floyd's father William married his first wife,
Lydia A. Stanton, when he was 21 years of age.
They had two sons, William Howard and Roy Warren
Canfield, who both died young. "Willie" died when
he was 35 of pulmonary tuberculosis. His
occupation was listed as "electrician at Canfield
Auto." After his father died in 1909, he and his
wife Elizabeth went to Florida because of his ill
health. The estate sent him $150 to $200 a month.
He died several years later.
Floyd's other half brother Roy died in 1898 of
typhoid fever and bronchitis at the young age of
19. He attended Robins School in Norfolk,
Connecticut and Eastham, College in Rochester,
New York. He is buried in the Canaan Valley
Cemetery. The inscription on the back of his
gravestone reads: "Roy the scholar and friend
graduated at the Robbins School and Eastman
College with highest honors. He did what he
thought was right and we were made better by his
life. We think of him often, so young and
straight and tall and strong with the sunshine
all about him and a smile on his face."
William's first wife Lydia died in New
Marlborough in 1883. A few years later he married
his cousin Annie L. Markham who was 20 years
younger than he was. They had two children, Floyd
William and a daughter Pearl J. Canfield. Pearl
was 18 when their father died of a paralytic
stroke in 1909. Administrators were appointed to
the estate and as Floyd said, "When they got
through with us there wasn't enough left for a
good drunk." They said that Pearl had "no
education" so they sent her off to a young
ladies' boarding school. This didn't last long;
she must have quit and she married a man by the
name of Deloy. This marriage was short lived, as
she died a few years later in 1916 during the flu
epidemic.
Floyd had a picture, taken after the turn of the
century, that showed William Canfield sitting in
his buggy on the road in front of his home with
his family standing on the verandah behind him.
The verandah and the large living room were added
to the house in 1901, as is attested by a carved
stone in the front steps. The house was built in
the early 1700's and was known as the old Brooks
place. William's uncle Jabez married Abigale
Brooks and William acquired Jabez's farm
The "Gazetteer of Berkshire County, Mass.
quotes: "William by the addition of his Uncle
Jabez's farm has one of the most desirable
homesteads in the county."
Here we have William Canfield, one of the most
successful men in the area, a selectman in the
town of New Marlborough, with a young wife and
children, all the ingredients for a happy home
until one day he came home from his office in
East Canaan early and found his wife in the
orchard with one of the wood choppers. From that
day until the day he died he never spoke to his
wife. They continued to live in the same house,
as people did in those days. William went to his
office in Canaan each day, but Floyd never heard
them exchange a word when he was growing up.
Shortly thereafter Annie took to her sick bed
with asthma and was sickly for years. Her doctor
prescribed laudanum, an opium derivative, which
kept her an addict for years.
This then was the environment in which Floyd grew
up - a busy father, a bedridden mother, his half-
brother Roy away at school and dead when Floyd
was nine. His other halfbrother Willie, 13 years
older and working at the garage, was little or no
mentor, so Floyd grew up mostly alone. He was the
fabled "poor little rich kid." He was spoiled
rotten. He had a pony at an early age and a 22-
caliber rifle. His father would pay $ 1.00 a day
to boys from East Canaan to come up and play with
him for the day, and they would only come up
once - Ning Zucco told me that he went up once
and he wouldn't go back for five dollars! Those
were the days when five bucks was like fifty,
today. He said that Floyd kept shooting at him
with his "B-B" gun and getting him in all kinds
of trouble with his parents. We would hide on the
knoll above the blacksmith shop, and Floyd would
fire at the bricks in the chimney until they came
down on the workmen They never complained to his
father. Jobs were scarce in those days. Another
time he kept firing at a hornets' nest until the
bees came down and stung the workmen.
So Floyd grew up spending his days alone with his
pony and his rifle. He became a crack shot, and
his marksmanship was legendary all of his life,
and for years after.
I think his only formal education was a few years
at the Robins School in Norfolk, the school his
brother Roy attended earlier.
Over the years he became a first class naturalist
and knew every plant and animal in the valley.
Much of his life was spent in the woods. He
became an herbalist and would treat his ailments
with salves and teas that he made from plants of
the forest.
After his father's death the administrators said
of him; "Floyd has never been required to do any
business by his father and is of a roving
disposition. To keep him with his mother where he
would be controlled and guarded required that he
should be furnished quite liberal with funds."
For this reason they gave him $960.27. How that
price was arrived at I have no idea, but maybe
that was the price of the barroom that he bought
in New York. Anyway, he and his Uncle Louie
Markham went down to the big city and opened a
barroom.
Floyd never locked the door, and in a very short
time he returned to the Berkshires dead broke,
but not empty handed, he came home with a wife,
Jennie Lousie Decker. - Jennie was two years
older than Floyd and was born in Ashland, New
York which I guess is somewhere near Elmira,
because that's where she always said she was from.
You can imagine the shock and gossip when Floyd
brought home a girl that worked in his bar. For
years people would say, "You know she was a
prostitute when he married her." Well, whatever
she was she made him a good wife. She was a large
boned woman and put on quite a bit of weight as
she aged, though I imagine she was a "good
looker" when she was young. Jennie was a hard
worker and plenty of times when Floyd was on a
drunk she went out and milked the cows and did
the chores. She baked his bread and carried his
water and drank right along with Floyd and his
cronies. She was never far from a cigarette, and
most of the time she had one dangling out of the
side of her mouth. When they were drinking, which
seemed like most of the time, she could carry her
own weight, and some swear words I heard for the
first time from her. Though they tried never to
swear when we kids were around, but you know kids!
Floyd's mother about this time was running the
Canfield Hotel. The hotel was a revival style
building with a two-story verandah running around
it. It sat on Main Street next to the railroad
tracks where the Canaan Pharmacy now stands. It
was built about 1840 by William Adam, and in its
early days the east parlor was used as a ticket
office and waiting room for the railroad. I'm not
sure when Wm. Canfield bought the property, but
it was after 1883. Annie probably managed it
around 1916-1918. She was not a good manager, and
in a short time was borrowing money to pay back
taxes.
Floyd was drafted into the U.S. Army during World
War 1, and served as an officers' orderly in a
camp on Long Island. When Floyd and Jennie were
having an argument she frequently brought the
subject up that he was an officer's "boot licker"
and worse.
Around 1913 the estate was settled, and after the
lawyers got their share the Mass. property was
assessed at $8,049.99. It was divided three ways
between Floyd, his mother and his sister, each
getting one third. Annie got the "homestead,"
Floyd got the "old Granger" place and Pearl
received the "old Wallace Canfield" farm. Floyd
was still living on the old Granger place running
a small dairy farm when I was a boy. They had
about a dozen cows, a couple of pigs, and some
chickens and ducks.
Floyd would put up many barrels of "hard cider"
every fall. He said that one year they put up 32.
He said that he never sold an ounce and it was
all gone by the first of March! Of course he
always had house guests and a hired man. I think
the hired man worked for his room and board and
booze. When they ran out of money they would sell
off a piece of land or equipment. They had a
garden and raised pigs which they butchered every
fall. Floyd would go out and shoot a deer when
they ran out of meat.
One of the stories about Floyd has been sworn to
by many people in the area, although it happened
before I was born: One day they were sitting
around having their afternoon party and they must
have been running out of drink. Floyd said "Hen
(Henry Hart, one of his gang), hitch up the team
and go down to East Canaan and get a barrel of
beer." Hen said, "I'm going to take your car
Floyd." He replied, "No, damn it, I said take the
team." Hen went out and one of the bunch
said, "Floyd, he's taking your car." Floyd picked
up his 32 special and shot two holes in the gas
tank as the car was going down the road. The car
kept going so he shot again and hit a tire. When
Hen stopped and got out of the car Floyd yelled
down to him, "I told you to take the team."
One Sunday when I was about 10, we heard loud
shouting and screaming coming from the Canfield
house. As this was not an unusual event we went
about our business and paid it little mind until
we saw smoke coming out the windows. Floyd and
Jennie were having a fight and Floyd decided to
bum her corsets. Somehow he set the house on
fire. Clara ran down to Carlson's to call the
fire company and my father and some others went
up and did get some of their things out of the
house, but most of their belongings were
destroyed in the fire. By the time the fire
trucks came up from Canaan there was no hope of
putting out the fire, and nothing remained but
the cellar hole.
They moved down by the brook and settled into
the "sugaring shack." Floyd built on another room
which they made into a kitchen, living room and
dining room. We kids thought it was neat. Still
the studs and rafters were left exposed and
Jennie wallpapered the place with "knotty pine"
wallpaper. Floyd made little shelves between the
studs that were cluttered with all kinds
of "interesting stuff."
He had driven a point (a pipe with screening just
behind the point). These could be driven down
below the water table and used as a well. He put
a picture pump on the pipe and built a sink out
of wood and lined it with tin. He had running
water in his house! He soon added a "root cellar"
and a tool shed. Later he refurbished the old
shingle mill and when we would hear the old "one
lunger" flywheel engine banging away my father
would say, "Floyd must be out of beer!" as he
would only run the mill when he needed money.
These were the lean years. The 1930's were hard
for many, but the Canfields were better off than
most. They butchered animals off the farm, and
Jennie was busy all summer and fall raising their
garden and canning fruit and vegetables to store
in the "root cellar" for the long cold winter.
Floyd would cut the wood, make the cider and
shoot the game They would always bank the house
for the winter, and with the wood stove going
full blast it was always nice and warm in the
cabin.
In those years Canaan Valley was a lonely place.
Bert Couch had a hillside farm up above our
property, and his hired man would take the milk
cans down after the milking, and then Mr. Tinker
the mailman would come about noon and that was it
for traffic most days. When we heard a car coming
up the road eveyone ran to the window to see who
it was. The mailman used to bring up groceries to
the Canfields once a week when we weren't around
in the winter, but when we were around Jennie
went shopping with us. When we were going
shopping Jennie would push the wheelbarrow up the
hill. As time went by this became an intense
labor for her, what with the cigarettes and her
weight. She would come into our kitchen, sit down
and puff for five minutes before she could talk.
Floyd, being concerned, built her a bench halfway
up the hill!
The spring of the year was "mud time.' When the
thaw came the roads filled with ruts and "running
board" deep mud. My father "Big Jack" never
missed an opening day of trout season in April.
It seems that we always got stuck and would have
to be dragged across "fox flats" by Fred Shores
and his team. Most of the dirt roads have been
graveled now and are passable all year. It's hard
to imagine in this day and age not being able to
travel for weeks at a time, but those days were
different. Most of the people that lived out in
the hinterlands did not commute to work every
day, so the only ones that had to travel the
muddy roads were the mailman and the farmers
taking their milk to the station.
Floyd stopped driving before my time. I don't
know whether he lost his license for drunken
driving or ran out of money or whatever. Anyway,
whenever they wanted to go anywhere they came up
to the house and asked Clara to drive them.
Sometimes it was down to Louie Markham's for a
gallon of cider, sometimes it was to the doctor,
but they really were a nuisance. One time Floyd
got in a fight with his neighbor, Truman Bates,
and Truman bit Floyd in the hand and he developed
blood poisoning. This was before the days of
antibiotics, and he was lucky he didn't loose his
arm. Between the doctor and his herbal remedies
he survived. A rare occurrence in those days!
Another time Floyd and Jennie had a fight and she
ended up with a couple of broken ribs. This
involved more trips down to "Doc" Adam. There was
never a dull moment in that "peaceful little
valley." They always had plenty of company when
they had booze in the house. They would come and
stay, 2, 4 or 7 days at a time. The Canfields had
no guest room so they either slept in a chair, or
in nice weather on the lawn.
Whenever people talked about Floyd, and he was a
favorite topic of conversation, sooner or later
they got around to his marksmanship. He used to
own a "horse pistol," something similar to the
piece that "Dirty Harry" carries. One time he
pulled it out in the bar of the Canfield Hotel
and kept firing at some guy's feet to make him
dance! I don't know how he got away with that
one, but those were different times, and his
folks owned the bar and half of the town.
Floyd used to shoot a cigarette out of Jennie's
mouth with his pistol. I remember seeing this
feat when I as about 10 or 12. There was a big
4th of July party that my grandfather threw.
There were many guests and relatives "down" from
Cleveland, Ohio. Floyd and Jennie were
about "three sheets to the wind" and there were
many people egging him on.
As a little kid, I thought "These crazy people
are going to get her killed." Well sir, Floyd's
arm was weaving and Jennie wasn't very steady and
I was sure he was going to blast her in the head!
The first shot was a miss! The crowd became
silent and you could hear the proverbial pin drop
as he lined up the second time and it seemed
forever before he pulled the trigger, but he shot
the cigarette right in the middle!
Back in the 30's there were fewer deer around
than now, and many times the hunters came home
without any meat for the pot. Floyd took to
setting snares around on the deer runs. Now if
hunting deer out of season is illegal, this was
illegaler (nice word don't you think?). His
transgression came to the attention of the new
game warden, John Buckley. John had somehow found
a snare that Floyd had set and decided to catch
him red-handed. He went home and got a small
tent, food, sleeping bag and such and went back
and set up camp where he could see the snare.
Floyd was observing all of this from behind a
tree. For six or seven days he waited there, and
every day Floyd sneaked up to see how he was
doing. When the game warden gave up he went down
to Floyd's cabin and told him he knew who set the
snare and was going to be checking on him! Floyd
told him he was checking on him every day to see
that he was all right. He went back to shooting
his deer with his 32 special.
Floyd's mother was alive when I was a boy. She
had married Harry Thompson in 1921, and they
lived in the house that Pearl received when the
estate was settled. When Pearl died her share
went back to mother, I believe. The house is no
longer there. It was torn down when the state
bought the property. On occasions when I went
into their kitchen I remember her sitting in her
rocking chair by the stove. She was very taciturn
a woman of few words. When Floyd came to visit
her their conversation was sparse and impersonal,
like they were all talked out. He never stayed
more than a few minutes.
Harry Thompson, Floyd's stepfather, was only a
few years older than Floyd and another character
that deserves a story. Floyd wasn't too crazy
about Harry. It was a strange relationship which
I would be hard pressed explaining even to this
day. Harry was one of those people who could not
talk without swearing, while Floyd would only
swear when he was drunk, and never in front of
children. He thought that he was a little better
than Harry. They had several fights over the
years and I don't know who won, but whoever the
loser was, Clara had to drive him to the doctor,
as Harry didn't have a car either. I don't know
how they got to the doctor in the winter when we
were not around. I guess they had to walk down to
Carlson's, a little over a mile away.
Now, most of the characters that hung around the
Canfields did not frequent the bathtub very
often, but the wood smoke was a blessing. The
smoke permeated their clothing and bodies. Also
when one drinks a great deal of hard cider, their
perspiration takes on a slightly sour apple
smell. Between the two the smell was tolerable.
Floyd and Jennie used to bathe once a week. They
would put a wash tub in the middle of the floor
and pour warm water from the teakettle over the
bod.
There came a time when the pump in the kitchen
sink would no longer draw water. The diagnosis
was that sand and silt had clogged the screen.
There was much discussion on how to pull the
point, being that it was inside the house. It was
suggested that a hole be cut in the roof over the
pump and a frame be mounted and winch it out.
Another way was to pull it out with bumper jacks
and saw it off in four foot sections as it came
up. Then put it back in sections. Floyd solved
the problem by dropping a quarter stick of
dynamite down the pipe and quickly capping it
with the pump. An eighth of a stick probably
would have been better as it drove the pump and
pipe up through the roof and broke the picture
pump into a hundred pieces. Jennie informed him
that he was a no good I @$%A&*+-=@ IT & * +
officers' brown-nose bootlicker (Jennie never let
him forget that he was an officer's orderly
during WWI).
Then there was the time Jennie's sister and
brother came to visit. They were snake charmers
in a circus. We kids were disappointed that they
didn't bring any snakes with them, but Floyd
would probably have shot them with his horse
pistol. Another time some of Jennie's friends
from New York were on the run from a jewel
robbery and tried to hide out at the Canfields'.
I was a little young at the time, so I don't
remember it all, but there was a high speed chase
down the Canaan Valley Road and the bad guys lost
control of their car and went over the bank down
by the Dibble farm. For years after when we were
driving by that spot, someone in the car would
point it out and say, "That's where the jewel
thieves went over the bank!"
About 1944 Jennie went on the wagon. I'm not sure
whether it was on her doctor's advice or if her
stomach was burned out. How she stayed sober with
Floyd and all his friends around, always half in
the bag, I'll never know! She would be sitting at
the table rolling cigarettes on their little
machine when Floyd would come in drunk. She'd
say, "Jesus not again!"
When Floyd got drunk he leaned forward at the
waist, and the more he had to drink the farther
forward he leaned. When in his cups he would show
you how to stop a fox. Upon reflection I have no
idea why he wanted to stop a fox unless it was to
get a standing shot, but then it was probably so
he could watch it. He would make a ring out of
his thumb and forefinger and blow through them
like a bugle. He would go over to Jennie and
say, "here's how to stop a fox Jennie," and blow
his "bugle" in her face. She'd take a swipe at
him and say, "Get away from me you drunken ! @)#$%
A&*+*&A%$#@ !. He would retreat four or five feet
and give her another blast. True love runs deep!
Floyd never had a job or worked for anyone until
he was about 55 years old, but he ran out of
property to sell and he needed money for beer. I
believe it was during World War II when my
brother Bill and I were away in the service that
he went to work as caretaker for the Palmers, the
New Yorkers that bought the old Couch farm. He
also worked off and on with the town highway crew.
After WWII, my brother and I were in the tree
business when Floyd came to work for us as a
groundsman. Floyd was in his element working for
us, although he would always refer to his job
as "helping out the boys." He knew all the trees
and shrubs and kept a sharp ax. The New Yorkers
loved him and his Berkshire idioms and local
knowledge. When he was describing a place he
would say, "Down on Fox Flats by the big hickory
tree," or "turn by the old Deck Gengle place."
(Deck had been dead about 50 years.) His similes
were wonderfully archaic such as "big as a butter
tub" or "in pot auger days" (in the old days).
Floyd always dressed the same, a plaid shirt
tucked into non-descript trousers tucked into
L.L. Bean hunting packs. He always wore
suspenders and an old cap. Jennie always wore a
house dress - Jennie was a good housekeeper and
always kept their clothes clean and ironed.
A big day in their lives was when they got
electricity in their cabin. This must have been
about 1953 or so. They picked up an old
refrigerator someplace and with the electric
lights their living conditions improved
immeasurably.
After World War II our family decided that city
life was not for us, so we moved to the Valley
full time. These were the winters when the snows
came in early December and stayed on the ground
until March or April. Once a week during these
cold winter nights they would invite brother Bill
and I down to the cabin for dinner and an evening
of "setback." Jennie was a good cook and I'll
always remember her orange pie. The only place I
ever tasted it. It was made like an apple pie,
but with orange sections. A real treat!
They could be enjoyable company when they were
sober, and these card nights were some of the
best of Jennie's life in later years. It beats
getting a cigarette shot out of your mouth!
One time when Floyd was working for us, I
mean "helping us out," he said that Jennie's
birthday was in a few days and he was going to
get her a new stove for her birthday-would we
give him a hand and help him bring it back on our
truck? We scheduled a short job for that day and
went over to Gordon's Second Hand Shop and picked
up a combination gas and wood stove. This was a
vast improvement over the wood stove that had to
be kept going all summer and made the cabin
hotter than Hades in July and August.
Floyd would have been a hero if we had gone right
home, but he insisted that we go to "The Lantern"
for a few beers. He had a few bucks left in his
pocket and it was burning a hole. Well sir, by
the time we could get him out of the place he was
really in his cups. When we arrived at the cabin
Jennie was sitting in her chair reading a dime
novel with her usual cigarette hanging out of her
mouth. Floyd went over to her and asked her if
she knew how to stop a fox. He gave her a good
blast and she took a swipe at him with her dime
novel and said, "Not again you !@)#$%A&*&+!@#$%
$A&*&%$ drunken officer's boot licker."
With their greetings exchanged, Floyd decided to
install the new stove at once. The only problem
was that there was a roaring fire going in the
old stove. He put on his gloves and took the lids
off the stove, reached down in the fire box and
pulled out a chunk of wood and threw it out the
kitchen door onto the lawn. Smoke filled the
room, sparks were on the floor, Jennie was
swearing in an octave above "high C." Every once
in a while he would stop and show Jennie how to
stop a fox. Bill and I are outside rolling in the
grass laughing so hard that our sides hurt.
When he pulled down the stove pipe the smoke
drove Jennie outside and we sat there and watched
as pieces of the stove came flying out the door.
Ashes, soot, smoke and sparks filled the place
and Floyd decided it was time for a beer. He
went into his root cellar and came out with three
bottles of "Creamo" beer, New Britain,
Connecticuts finest.
After a few beers the smoke cleared out and we
helped him put in the new stove. "Happy Birthday
old girl" he said and he gave her a kiss on the
cheek. She said, "!@#$$%A&*+)($#@%AA%$$!"
One spring thaw the brook was unusually high and
the water had risen high enough to cover the
floor of the cabin. Jennie deserted the sinking
ship, but Floyd chopped a hole in the downstream
side of the house and went back to bed. In the
morning the water was almost up to the mattress.
He cut a bigger hole! Floyd was a perfectionist
with his ax. When we would buy him a new one he
would take it home, take the head off and shave
the handle so the blade would toe in one third.
He then ground it down on his grindstone until
you could cut the hairs on your arm with it and
then he buffed it until it was shining like a new
nickel. "Woe unto" any man who picked up Floyd's
ax!
When Floyd was sober, which happened more
frequently as he grew older, he was not bad
company. He had a Yankee wry dry sense of humor,
and was interested in many subjects. There was a
slight resemblance to Spencer Tracy the actor if
you ignored his nose, which must have been
flattened in some long ago fight. Some summers
Crystal Carlson stayed with Floyd and Jennie.
Floyd and Jennie had no children of their own,
and they doted on her. She remembers them as "Fun
summers," so I guess that Floyd was on his best
behavior when she was around.
I was away at an Army Reserve Seminar in Atlantic
City that February that Jennie died. She was full
of cancer and she went fast. There was so much
snow that Doug Carlson had to come up with his
tractor and trailer to get her body up to the
road. From what I heard, it was a frigid winter
night and snowing hard. My mother said it was
quite an ordeal. She was taken to a funeral home
in Great Barrington, and her body was cremated.
She had told my mother many times, "Make sure I'm
cremated." When they were having an argument
Floyd was apt to say, "I'll piss on your grave."
She made sure that he wasn't able to.
With Jenny gone, Floyd was devastated! I have
rarely seen anyone that was less able to cope. He
started to drink hard liquor, which he had never
used much. A friend, Bob Monroe, stayed with him
and they were drunk morning, noon and night.
It only took him 30 days from the day Jennie died
before he went. It was early one Monday morning -
I was still in bed when Bob came up and yelled
under my window -"Jack, can you take Floyd to the
veterans hospital! He's terrible sick." I told
him I'd get dressed and be right down. In 15
minutes Bob was back and said, "It's too late,
when I went back down he was deader than hell."
Floyd didn't have enough money left for burial
expenses, but there was the veterans allowance. I
told Roger Newkirk. the undertaker, that my
brother Dick and I would dig the grave. When we
had the hole half dug, Dick said to me, "This is
the last thing I'll do for Floyd." "No sir," I
replied, "You are going to help carry him here
and then you are going to help fill the grave!"
The funeral was held on one of those rare March
days that was unseasonably warm and sunny. There
were about 20 people there as we laid him in the
family plot next to the rest of his family. Roger
Newkirk said a few words over the grave.
We put a few bottles of "Cremo beer" down with
him before we covered him up.
John J. Koneazny, Sheffield
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